This is from the archive, but I want to put it here so I don’t have to save it elsewhere. I used to have this in the sidebar of my blog. Then I took it down. Now, it’ll live on here. It’s just random stuff I thought of while working my job back in 2005.
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history-cide
speed of the puma strength of the bear (ben)
99 degree therma core raises body heat
time senstitive means junk mail
how to be boring by npr: soft talk, monotone, stupid questions
country clubs make me want to make money
make a short film – 10 to 15 minutes
communal back brushes should not exist
the art of golf – it isn’t easy to learn to hit a high fade or low draw, etc on demand.
driving by ex gf’s house. before you knew it. while you knew it. after you knew it. the shell, filled with the same people but different lives.
it’s like november in your apartment
north american strong man association
how to describe hot to unwrap a drinking straw
that’s rediculous
that guy, the girl
good news vs. negativity
learning to respect money
two baseball leagues or one?
write stories about pictures in house
who doesn’t want to be creative?
wedding ring or 18?
peninsula cremation story.
spontaneous panels
send links to friends once a week
i <3 sarah silverman
remake a minute 60 times. or daily.
oregon trail. remember?
there's nothing wrong with falling. wait, i mean failing.
old friends... who initiates the hug?
cache cliche
blind drawings