{"id":114,"date":"2008-12-15T01:30:28","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T05:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/?p=114"},"modified":"2008-12-15T01:30:28","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T05:30:28","slug":"two-of-everything-good-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/two-of-everything-good-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Of Everything Good, Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll take two,&#8221; I told the young waitress behind the counter wearing a pale blue dress and filthy grease-stained apron. Her blond hair was pulled back tightly into a bun that looked like a small abandoned barrel of hay. In a hurried motion she swept her untrimmed bangs behind her right ear. As her fingernails, painted black, came back to her side I noticed she wore no earrings. There were two sets of holes but no earrings to dangle from or loop through them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Anything else,&#8221; she asked. <\/p>\n<p>I stared at her and imagined that she was wearing strands of diamonds from each of the holes in her ears &#8212; that the diamonds radiated a bright white light that washed over the painful blue fluorescence. When I looked through my imagination, though, I saw that her eyes smoldered &#8212; perhaps with impatience &#8212; in the pits of her face and her ears were still unadorned.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No. Thank you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Written from 12:05 am to 12:26 am on Monday, December 15, 2008 in my apartment in Concord, NH<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll take two,&#8221; I told the young waitress behind the counter wearing a pale blue dress and filthy grease-stained apron. Her blond hair was pulled back tightly into a bun that looked like a small abandoned barrel of hay. In a hurried motion she swept her untrimmed bangs behind her right ear. As her fingernails, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,26],"tags":[1159,1158],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-20-minutes","category-writing","tag-20-minutes","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions\/116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}