{"id":2889,"date":"2012-02-15T20:26:28","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T00:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/?p=2889"},"modified":"2012-02-15T20:26:28","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T00:26:28","slug":"oneword-adopt-maze-clue-flirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/oneword-adopt-maze-clue-flirt\/","title":{"rendered":"OneWord: Adopt, Maze, Clue, Flirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Adopt:<\/strong> We learn to adopt at a young age. Oh, wait, scratch that. I was thinking that you said, \u201cadapt.\u201d Well let\u2019s adopt a new direction to this post and think about it for a little bit before we get ourselves in more trouble.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Maze:<\/strong> The fog set in and our pace quickened. \u201cWe\u2019re going the wrong way,\u201d John said. \u201cThe moss on the tree indicates we\u2019re going south. Camp is north.\u201d We\u2019d been hiking for three hours and none of us knew where north was, let alone camp. I kept thinking that I could smell Lindsey\u2019s cooking \u2013 camp roast, mashed potatoes, and caramelized carrots \u2013 but my mind was playing tricks. Edna tripped on a root, and screamed. My head whipped around to see the commotion. As the maze of hysteria set in midst the evergreens, taller now than their fading shadows, a discord . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>Clue:<\/strong> \u201cI have no clue what she wants for Valentine\u2019s day!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cReally? You have NO clue? I barely hang out with you two, and, man, I can tell you she\u2019s been dropping hints like they\u2019re the sun setting in December.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell, nothing. Get your ass to the flower store, make a reservation at Amical and think of something interesting to talk about for an hour other than golf clubs. And get the bracelet at the jewelry store downtown \u2013 the one in the window.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flirt:<\/strong> She flirted with me like it was her middle name. Like it was the sun. Like there was a bookshelf full of books and a fresh pot of coffee. Like a dog barks at cars. Like when a President of the United States of America dies and there\u2019s a special report on TV. Like she is something beautiful captured in something cold \u2013 like a ripe red cherry in an icicle. Like she was being graded by God. Like her parents weren\u2019t watching.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adopt: We learn to adopt at a young age. Oh, wait, scratch that. I was thinking that you said, \u201cadapt.\u201d Well let\u2019s adopt a new direction to this post and think about it for a little bit before we get ourselves in more trouble. Maze: The fog set in and our pace quickened. \u201cWe\u2019re going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,62],"tags":[1077,1158,1078,1075,1076,61],"class_list":["post-2889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","category-oneword-writing","tag-adopt","tag-writing","tag-clue","tag-flirt","tag-maze","tag-oneword"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2889"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2893,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2889\/revisions\/2893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}