{"id":492,"date":"2006-09-19T01:26:41","date_gmt":"2006-09-19T05:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/?p=492"},"modified":"2009-02-21T18:28:22","modified_gmt":"2009-02-21T22:28:22","slug":"excuse-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/excuse-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Excuse Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had gum on my shoe when you bumped me on the shoulder with your backpack and didn\u2019t say sorry. I was standing in line waiting to order a turkey sandwich with mustard on white bread when you pushed me to the side and looked the other way. I was tired and cranky when you didn\u2019t meet my glare. When you kept on walking when I tried to pull your hair. It wasn\u2019t that you got away that pissed me off that day. It was that I couldn\u2019t catch and I wanted to. I wanted to wrap my arms around you and tell you it was ok that you hit me with your pack. That I didn\u2019t mind your aloof manner because it made my day. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had gum on my shoe when you bumped me on the shoulder with your backpack and didn\u2019t say sorry. I was standing in line waiting to order a turkey sandwich with mustard on white bread when you pushed me to the side and looked the other way. I was tired and cranky when you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[357,355,94,356],"class_list":["post-492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-our-experiences","tag-excuse","tag-gum","tag-me","tag-shoe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=492"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":493,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions\/493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yugflog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}